Tuesday, June 16, 2009

best intersection of homosexuality and fruit leathers. ever.

seriously, you remember this shit?

if you're like me, your health-food oriented parents fed you these when you were a kid, instead of anything that was COOL and shaped like a DINOSAUR or a ROCKET...made out of SUGAR and BLUE DYE 16....anyway, neither here nor there...best quote ever from my friend (he happens to be gay), who was having his first experience with fruit leathers:

"i want to COVER a woman with these. just like, slap them all over her body".

by god it never occurred to me as a child...but i think he's RIGHT.

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